Good afternoon. I have been chastised for my lack of postage. However, in my defense, I would like to offer the comment that posting is an occupation best reserved for postmen, which (last time I checked) was not my job description. As for postmen in general, eloping to Gretna Green with one's postal worker (as I believe they may now be known) is indeed an option. However, my postman is actually a woman, so perchance I shall leave that to the male members of my household. I hear the milkman is available, should anyone wish for a gentleman with whom to run away to some far-flung place to keep herds of cows and churn butter in her spare time...

I hope this will suffice.

By the way, has anyone seen the boot? It seems to have been lost in transit, and the Monopoly board is not quite the same without it. Perhaps the boot is on the other foot.

Sparkles and pink fairy dust xxxx