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Thursday, June 02, 2005
Arrhhh matey. I am a pirate.
The reason I have not posted in a while is that I have been undergoing an identity crisis, believing myself to be a Princess and so living a life of pink sparkles and splendour. However, it has fortuitously come to my attention that this is not the case; in fact, I am a pirate of the high seas. I therefore renounce my deluded past and choose to live a worthy life. I write from aboard my new ship, with it's jovial flag, "The Jolly Codger" unfurled. My ship, one might say, is...recycled property, for I stole it from an old man I met in the Axis Cafe. Ah well, what use had he for it anyway? Certainly nothing so exciting as the adventures I will have aboard the boat. How did I discover this travesty of deception, I hear you ask incredulously. Well, the other day, I was reclining on my chaise longue in the West wing of my castle, considering what cake I should bake for tea with Prince Charming's butler that afternoon (the servants were more conversationally interesting than the nobles, for they told tales of scandal with great aplomb)...when all of a sudden, a parrot named Percy flew through the window and perched upon my shoulder. He sqwarked a simple sailor's greeting and it was as if I had been given a vitamin pill after a bad bout of scurvy - that same sense of hope and joy in my future, a sense of wrongs being righted and restoration recommenced. No longer will I malinger in unsalubrious shores. Percy and I have set sail to traverse the seven seas. Ahoy there, my little munchkins. Cast off your landlubber lies and join me in my pirate adventures. Make some waves xxxx
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No that's it you have totally lost it!!! All trace of sanity has offically left your mind!!
But we love you anyway... bless your little eye patch
Once again your tale of monopoly (on the high seas) has me giggling. Hurry for the randomness of your life. You are the closest real life Holly Golighty I have met (sans the more desperate parts of her personality).
As I was a pirate in my past life, I would love to join you on your high seas adventure. Ahoy matey!
My darling wellintonia I am most joyous that you have found your calling in life, being a pirate on open seas sounds very exciting. However, I do hope that the Jolly Codger does soon bring you in the direction of Surrey so you can step onto dry land for an afternoon of frivolity with Miss Barbie. Love and humungous hugs x-x-x
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Lovely pirate princess! exciting for me to read this your blog of high sea tales... write some more me scoundral!
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